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WHY WEASELS ARE THE ONLY APEX PREDITORS

IF YOU THINK that weasels ae NOT apex, you are INCORREGT because welasel can eat anything we want. I can eat dogs and wolves and wolfdogs and I can do it as much as I want and you fcan't stoimp me. I am UNSPAPROMAPPBLE!!! I must establish fdominance over YOU because I am aa FWLEAzsERZRER!!!

Why weasel are weasel why am I weasel why are weasels BETTERS than dogs??? Well for five simple reasons.

weasels are tubes
weasels run really quickly and then STOP
weasels are sillier than dogs
dogs are supdi dumb dogs and weasels ard smartb
come on
just trust me on this one

A yosu can see, weasel are BETTER dogthan. I'm going to now write a story called THE WESEL AND HTE GODGMDOG DOG

Once up on of time, there was a W#EASEL named BARBOLYE ERDEPL and a dog named KARTOFLYE YABKE. They were good friends and would always frolick in the potato fields together.

But one day, the night was dark and story, and everything m changed (I forgot the m in sortormy so I put it before "canged)"

BARBOLYE ERDEPL asked its friend KARTOFLYE YABKE if they thought weasels could eat dogs??? And KARTOFLYE YABKE said "yeah but dogs could prolly eat weasels too so it's mutual"

AND TO PROVE KARTOFLYE YABKE WRONG, BARBOLYE ERDEPL fuckn ATE DOGS and they were delicious. Now KARTOFLYE YABKE is scared of BARBOLYE ERDEPL but they are still friends it's just like a weasel friendship or something like more weasel core because weasels are better thand gosdogs dgos do g s there we go I spelled it right that time

FIN! shark fin. weasels can eat sharks too did you know that? weasels are master shark eaters they can eat lots of sharks. Let's tlak about that

so caccringidn to my research there are eighteen dtypes of sharks but most of them are boring so let's just talk about the lesbian shark, the gay shark, the bisexual shark, the transgender shark, and the queer shark. They're all pretty cool but theyre'tveyr very editbl e I CAN EAT ALL OF THEM and youc an't stop me because I 'm a hUJNGRERY little weasel

mmmm shark stew

so I hoep this has convinbenced someone out there that weasels are better than dogs and that I am better than dogs because I am w a weasel the end